F-list, I apologize for yet another comic-related thing to fill up with your page with woe and angst, but I want to rant too. Everyone else is getting to have so much fun with it! Yeah, I'm fairly hateful about the S8 comics. I've actually read 'em though I refuse to buy them because why should I pay good money for something that I'm just going to mock? The one positive thing that you will ever hear me say about Joss Whedon is that he does have a small bit of integrity in that he tells the story he wants to tell and fuck everyone else. Trouble is he's still a wanker.

Continued below the cut in which I'm still Bitchenstein. Hear me RAR. )
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F-list, I apologize for yet another comic-related thing to fill up with your page with woe and angst, but I want to rant too. Everyone else is getting to have so much fun with it! Yeah, I'm fairly hateful about the S8 comics. I've actually read 'em though I refuse to buy them because why should I pay good money for something that I'm just going to mock? The one positive thing that you will ever hear me say about Joss Whedon is that he does have a small bit of integrity in that he tells the story he wants to tell and fuck everyone else. Trouble is he's still a wanker.

Continued below the cut in which I'm still Bitchenstein. Hear me RAR. )
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They're updating Rainbow Brite. *shakes fist in air* Damn you, Hallmark! It burns! Stop it! ARGH!
Continue onward to see Rainbow Brite's new look plus a photo comparison of classic characters versus their updated versions. )
They're updating Rainbow Brite. *shakes fist in air* Damn you, Hallmark! It burns! Stop it! ARGH!
Continue onward to see Rainbow Brite's new look plus a photo comparison of classic characters versus their updated versions. )
fenderlove: James Marsters with Romeo and Juliet quote over it. (Default)
( Apr. 8th, 2009 03:50 pm)
Dear Porn-peddler who is only on YouTube to spam people's user pages to try and get hits for their porn site and doesn't even have a single video uploaded to YouTube,
If you're commenting on a page that has videos with a twelve year old boy in them and your userpic is a close-up of a vagina with a pair of panties rucked up between the labia, don't be surprised if your userpic gets reported. Also, when your userpic gets deleted, please do not replace it with a pic of enormous saggy tits with crusty nipples because it's going to get reported too until you get banninated. You fail at life.
ETA: And don't change it back to the vagina picture again! ARGH! Made. of. pure. fail.
No love,
Fender
>___<;;;
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fenderlove: James Marsters with Romeo and Juliet quote over it. (Default)
( Apr. 8th, 2009 03:50 pm)
Dear Porn-peddler who is only on YouTube to spam people's user pages to try and get hits for their porn site and doesn't even have a single video uploaded to YouTube,
If you're commenting on a page that has videos with a twelve year old boy in them and your userpic is a close-up of a vagina with a pair of panties rucked up between the labia, don't be surprised if your userpic gets reported. Also, when your userpic gets deleted, please do not replace it with a pic of enormous saggy tits with crusty nipples because it's going to get reported too until you get banninated. You fail at life.
ETA: And don't change it back to the vagina picture again! ARGH! Made. of. pure. fail.
No love,
Fender
>___<;;;
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I swear, I wish I never had to step into another Wal-Mart as long as I live. Something depressing always happens there to me. The following situation transpired today while I was waiting in line to pay for my groceries. It was raining outside, and the weather forecast was calling for severe thunder storms, so of course the entire town had to go to Wal-Mart for bread and milk. I hadn't had too much trouble in the store, but I was definitely ready to get out of there. So, anyway, I was putting my groceries on the belt, and a family gets in line behind me. Their little girl, who looked about four years old, started walking around me, looking into my cart and stuff.

Little Girl: *points up at me and then looks at her mother* Mommy, she's Reese Witherspoon!
Me: *trying to be polite while wondering how the hell she came up with that* Aww, that's cute, but I'm not-
Little Girl's Mother: *interrupts me and looks rather disgusted* Don't be stupid. Reese Witherspoon's not fat.
Me: *glares*
Little Girl's Mother: *looks at me and suddenly appears very embarrassed* I mean... um.. I... meant to say Reese Witherspoon's not brunette.
Me: Nice save. *eyeroll*

>__<;;;
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I swear, I wish I never had to step into another Wal-Mart as long as I live. Something depressing always happens there to me. The following situation transpired today while I was waiting in line to pay for my groceries. It was raining outside, and the weather forecast was calling for severe thunder storms, so of course the entire town had to go to Wal-Mart for bread and milk. I hadn't had too much trouble in the store, but I was definitely ready to get out of there. So, anyway, I was putting my groceries on the belt, and a family gets in line behind me. Their little girl, who looked about four years old, started walking around me, looking into my cart and stuff.

Little Girl: *points up at me and then looks at her mother* Mommy, she's Reese Witherspoon!
Me: *trying to be polite while wondering how the hell she came up with that* Aww, that's cute, but I'm not-
Little Girl's Mother: *interrupts me and looks rather disgusted* Don't be stupid. Reese Witherspoon's not fat.
Me: *glares*
Little Girl's Mother: *looks at me and suddenly appears very embarrassed* I mean... um.. I... meant to say Reese Witherspoon's not brunette.
Me: Nice save. *eyeroll*

>__<;;;
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For those of you who have to deal with Verizon as a cellular phone service, the following links might make you throw your computer into the wall.
Audio: Customer service call between a dude who's been over-charged on his bill and a few customer service representatives. Outcome- Verizon doesn't understand the difference between charging .002 cents and .002 dollars.

So the dude has made a blog, VerizonMath chronicling his midadventures with Verizon refusing to admit they made a mistake but giving him a refund on his account, finally admitting their mistake with the refund, and then still misquoting their service to other customers and suddenly coming up with a $400 charge after he discontinued his service (which caused him to be hounded by collection agencies before he finally contacted the Attorney General's office and cleared up the matter after almost three years of back-and-forth).

XKCD Comic Dude Randall writes a check to Verizon in a very, very special mathematically fun way. I'm totally doing that next time I write a check. :D
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For those of you who have to deal with Verizon as a cellular phone service, the following links might make you throw your computer into the wall.
Audio: Customer service call between a dude who's been over-charged on his bill and a few customer service representatives. Outcome- Verizon doesn't understand the difference between charging .002 cents and .002 dollars.

So the dude has made a blog, VerizonMath chronicling his midadventures with Verizon refusing to admit they made a mistake but giving him a refund on his account, finally admitting their mistake with the refund, and then still misquoting their service to other customers and suddenly coming up with a $400 charge after he discontinued his service (which caused him to be hounded by collection agencies before he finally contacted the Attorney General's office and cleared up the matter after almost three years of back-and-forth).

XKCD Comic Dude Randall writes a check to Verizon in a very, very special mathematically fun way. I'm totally doing that next time I write a check. :D
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How come when Zac Efron, the elfen most-likely-still-in-the-closet beloved object of adoration by teen girls the world over and star of High School Musical, poses with a completely nude mud-covered woman in a photoshoot there's not a peep of outrage, but the minute Miley Cyrus shows her bare back for Vanity Fair the world explodes? >__< I have got to stop reading TheSuperficial.com.

Also, to the moms besieging Nickelodeon and Mattel for having both a five year old version and new eleven year old version of Dora the Explorer? Stop it. Just stop. Your kids can't stay kids forever no matter how much you may want them to, and no matter how long Dora looks like a wobbly troll isn't going to stop your daughters from discovering lip gloss and boys and it sure as hell isn't going to stop her breasts from developing nor eggs from gestating. And you know what else? It's not like they tramped Dora up; she looks like a normal little girl only taller with a head more in proportion with her body. Just because they made her lips pink and gave her pearl earrings suddenly she's a whore? What the hell is wrong with you people?! She's still cute, and she's still going to go on adventures, and you know what? None of that is going to make a damn bit of difference because your kids will stop watching this show eventually! Did you really think that they would watch the Barney and Teletubbies their whole lives? I actually know some guys who still watch those shows... and they're stoners. Is that what you want, America?

Although I'm hoping that turn that ugly ass monkey Dora's got into an emo cutter that is now voiced by Gerard Way. Now that's a show I might watch! :D *is done ranting*
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How come when Zac Efron, the elfen most-likely-still-in-the-closet beloved object of adoration by teen girls the world over and star of High School Musical, poses with a completely nude mud-covered woman in a photoshoot there's not a peep of outrage, but the minute Miley Cyrus shows her bare back for Vanity Fair the world explodes? >__< I have got to stop reading TheSuperficial.com.

Also, to the moms besieging Nickelodeon and Mattel for having both a five year old version and new eleven year old version of Dora the Explorer? Stop it. Just stop. Your kids can't stay kids forever no matter how much you may want them to, and no matter how long Dora looks like a wobbly troll isn't going to stop your daughters from discovering lip gloss and boys and it sure as hell isn't going to stop her breasts from developing nor eggs from gestating. And you know what else? It's not like they tramped Dora up; she looks like a normal little girl only taller with a head more in proportion with her body. Just because they made her lips pink and gave her pearl earrings suddenly she's a whore? What the hell is wrong with you people?! She's still cute, and she's still going to go on adventures, and you know what? None of that is going to make a damn bit of difference because your kids will stop watching this show eventually! Did you really think that they would watch the Barney and Teletubbies their whole lives? I actually know some guys who still watch those shows... and they're stoners. Is that what you want, America?

Although I'm hoping that turn that ugly ass monkey Dora's got into an emo cutter that is now voiced by Gerard Way. Now that's a show I might watch! :D *is done ranting*
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fenderlove: James Marsters with Romeo and Juliet quote over it. (Default)
( Mar. 1st, 2009 02:10 pm)
Dear Other People in My Small Tennessean Town,
Four inches of snow does not equal pile everyone into your station wagon and drive your entire family to Wal*Mart in the middle of the effing night to get milk and bread! You don't know how to drive on snow, so don't even try. You're endangering everyone on the road including yourself and your eleven kids. You could have waited until this morning to go get groceries since the four inches of snow from last night is now mostly melted and gone, but NO! Every snowflake could signal the END TIMES, so we better go get that milk and bread! >___< Hate!
No Love,
Fender
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fenderlove: James Marsters with Romeo and Juliet quote over it. (Default)
( Mar. 1st, 2009 02:10 pm)
Dear Other People in My Small Tennessean Town,
Four inches of snow does not equal pile everyone into your station wagon and drive your entire family to Wal*Mart in the middle of the effing night to get milk and bread! You don't know how to drive on snow, so don't even try. You're endangering everyone on the road including yourself and your eleven kids. You could have waited until this morning to go get groceries since the four inches of snow from last night is now mostly melted and gone, but NO! Every snowflake could signal the END TIMES, so we better go get that milk and bread! >___< Hate!
No Love,
Fender
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fenderlove: James Marsters with Romeo and Juliet quote over it. (Default)
( Sep. 28th, 2008 05:54 pm)
I'm having a panic attack literally. Oh, Lord, give me the strength not to smite the people I live with. Lousy frickin' bastards. The R.A. didn't know I was home, and I got to hear her lie to the other roommates about what I said in my emails. She said that I was jealous of her hanging out with the other two. I walked right out there and told her off. She instantly starts trying to shirk blame saying, "That's what you said in your email!" And I was like, "It was not! Do you want me to go get them right fucking now?!" She said, "Well, that's what it sounded like." Can she not fucking read?! Oh, my God. Then she wants some fucking sympathy from everyone because I was being mean. She's a fucking liar, and I'm going to the A.C. when she gets back from vacation. This will stop. I will not have it in my house. I'm losing my mind. I think I really am. I think that I'm losing all grip with sanity living in this house. Coping is not something I'm able to do at the moment. I just feel like everything's falling apart; this isn't senioritus- this is the whole world conspiring against me to try and make me lose it finally. I wish this panic attack would stop 'cause I can't breathe and I'm having some weird muscle spasms in my stomach. My nerves have finally been shot to hell, I think.
fenderlove: James Marsters with Romeo and Juliet quote over it. (Default)
( Sep. 28th, 2008 05:54 pm)
I'm having a panic attack literally. Oh, Lord, give me the strength not to smite the people I live with. Lousy frickin' bastards. The R.A. didn't know I was home, and I got to hear her lie to the other roommates about what I said in my emails. She said that I was jealous of her hanging out with the other two. I walked right out there and told her off. She instantly starts trying to shirk blame saying, "That's what you said in your email!" And I was like, "It was not! Do you want me to go get them right fucking now?!" She said, "Well, that's what it sounded like." Can she not fucking read?! Oh, my God. Then she wants some fucking sympathy from everyone because I was being mean. She's a fucking liar, and I'm going to the A.C. when she gets back from vacation. This will stop. I will not have it in my house. I'm losing my mind. I think I really am. I think that I'm losing all grip with sanity living in this house. Coping is not something I'm able to do at the moment. I just feel like everything's falling apart; this isn't senioritus- this is the whole world conspiring against me to try and make me lose it finally. I wish this panic attack would stop 'cause I can't breathe and I'm having some weird muscle spasms in my stomach. My nerves have finally been shot to hell, I think.
Well, here's to hoping that the saga between the R.A., myself, and the roommates is over.
Click here to read the latest batch of email back-and-forth. )
For those who missed it, the original set of emails that started this whole mess can be read here.
Well, here's to hoping that the saga between the R.A., myself, and the roommates is over.
Click here to read the latest batch of email back-and-forth. )
For those who missed it, the original set of emails that started this whole mess can be read here.
Where's Spike when you need him? I could use some of his skills right now. Seriously. I'm in such a state at the moment that I don't know what to do! I have like four projects due next week that are huge, and I can't get any work done in the labs because I never get any work done there, and I can't get any done at home because I feel like a prisoner and it makes me six kinds of frantic. JMTV still needs to be finished, but I'm so stressed! OMG!
THE SAGA WITH THE R.A. CONTINUES.
Here's how all this began: 1. R.A. wanted to have a "house meeting," but I couldn't make it because I had class so I told her as much. I told her I would let her know a time when I could meet. 2. Instead of waiting for me to tell her when a time was convenient, she rescheduled the meeting the very next night. I told her ahead of time, "Look, I'm going to be in the lab working on Senior Project tonight. I will not be home until late." I also asked her what the meeting was about and she refused to tell, hemming and hawing around the issue. 3. Cue gigantic message scrawled on our mirror in EXPO about how she needs to know right this second when I can meet. 4. The emails began.

Click here to read the saga. It might entertain you. )
Where's Spike when you need him? I could use some of his skills right now. Seriously. I'm in such a state at the moment that I don't know what to do! I have like four projects due next week that are huge, and I can't get any work done in the labs because I never get any work done there, and I can't get any done at home because I feel like a prisoner and it makes me six kinds of frantic. JMTV still needs to be finished, but I'm so stressed! OMG!
THE SAGA WITH THE R.A. CONTINUES.
Here's how all this began: 1. R.A. wanted to have a "house meeting," but I couldn't make it because I had class so I told her as much. I told her I would let her know a time when I could meet. 2. Instead of waiting for me to tell her when a time was convenient, she rescheduled the meeting the very next night. I told her ahead of time, "Look, I'm going to be in the lab working on Senior Project tonight. I will not be home until late." I also asked her what the meeting was about and she refused to tell, hemming and hawing around the issue. 3. Cue gigantic message scrawled on our mirror in EXPO about how she needs to know right this second when I can meet. 4. The emails began.

Click here to read the saga. It might entertain you. )
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