Sometimes It Doesn't Pay to Get Up Out of Bed.

[fenderlove]

I swear, I wish I never had to step into another Wal-Mart as long as I live. Something depressing always happens there to me. The following situation transpired today while I was waiting in line to pay for my groceries. It was raining outside, and the weather forecast was calling for severe thunder storms, so of course the entire town had to go to Wal-Mart for bread and milk. I hadn't had too much trouble in the store, but I was definitely ready to get out of there. So, anyway, I was putting my groceries on the belt, and a family gets in line behind me. Their little girl, who looked about four years old, started walking around me, looking into my cart and stuff.

Little Girl: *points up at me and then looks at her mother* Mommy, she's Reese Witherspoon!
Me: *trying to be polite while wondering how the hell she came up with that* Aww, that's cute, but I'm not-
Little Girl's Mother: *interrupts me and looks rather disgusted* Don't be stupid. Reese Witherspoon's not fat.
Me: *glares*
Little Girl's Mother: *looks at me and suddenly appears very embarrassed* I mean... um.. I... meant to say Reese Witherspoon's not brunette.
Me: Nice save. *eyeroll*

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Comments

[evenstar-estel.livejournal.com]

You should've turned to here and asked he she was Courtney Love (or some such character). When she replies that no, she isn't, you come back with - oops! Sorry about that, it's just that you seem like a a such a coked up bitch that it was an honest mistake.

[fenderlove.livejournal.com]

Heh, that would have been a most excellent response. :D I'm never that witty spur of the moment, I'm afraid.

[sockmonkeyhere.livejournal.com]

*dies* Evenstar, you dah bomb. XD

I loved your response, too, Fender! I'm seeing your eat-shit-and-die glare in my mind's eye, and it is a thing of beauty. Poor little girl, having such a nasty pea-brained twat for a mother.

[fenderlove.livejournal.com]

Allo, Socky! I responded to your comment on the comic thread on CDS! I made a list of IDW's comic artists. :D

[sockmonkeyhere.livejournal.com]

Yay, and thank ya' kindly! :)

[mulder200.livejournal.com]

Wow! That's just rude.

[fenderlove.livejournal.com]

Indeed. I think I was just more perplexed and shocked about where the Reese Witherspoon came from in the first place. XD

[lovelikeadrug.livejournal.com]

this makes me simultaneously ROFLpotamus because of the reese witherspoon [really??] AND makes me Captain Grumpypants because of the rude-ass bitch.

[fenderlove.livejournal.com]

Her husband was laughing his ass off, and I just felt sorry for the cute kid having to grow up with a douchebag for a mother.

[petzipellepingo.livejournal.com]

Gee Mommy, aren't you teach your child a valuable lesson in good manners. Pfft!

She's the one teaching manners?

[dorians-kitten.livejournal.com]

Oh My God. Bitch. *hugs* People can be jerks.

Re: She's the one teaching manners?

[fenderlove.livejournal.com]

*hugs* My thoughts exactly.

[grubby-tap.livejournal.com]

Ew...that's unbelievable.

[fenderlove.livejournal.com]

It definitely left me gobsmacked.

[nonothrthnme.livejournal.com]

Oh hunny, that fucking sucks. I'm hoping that woman remembers what she said for a very long time and bites her tongue at each and every memory.

If stupid people could fly, they would block out the sun.

[fenderlove.livejournal.com]

*hugs* Indeed.