SNOW!

[fenderlove]

Dear Other People in My Small Tennessean Town,
Four inches of snow does not equal pile everyone into your station wagon and drive your entire family to Wal*Mart in the middle of the effing night to get milk and bread! You don't know how to drive on snow, so don't even try. You're endangering everyone on the road including yourself and your eleven kids. You could have waited until this morning to go get groceries since the four inches of snow from last night is now mostly melted and gone, but NO! Every snowflake could signal the END TIMES, so we better go get that milk and bread! >___< Hate!
No Love,
Fender

Comments

[petzipellepingo.livejournal.com]

Trust me, the people who live in snow country often can't drive worth a damn in snow either.

[fenderlove.livejournal.com]

*hugs* They act this way about too much rain too! It's insanity.

[shipperx.livejournal.com]

LOL! But the run on milk and bread is a Southern tradition!

[fenderlove.livejournal.com]

I'm worried that I will be making milk and bread runs at the first sign of inclement weather no matter where I live in the future. XD

[lovelikeadrug.livejournal.com]

ohhhh, tennessee. i really don't understand it! and they close school [the night before] when there's even a slight chance of snow!

but hey, we got four inches. it's a miracle, here.

[fenderlove.livejournal.com]

Hehe, they close the schools because it might RAIN here in Henderson County. XD

Snow = teh pretty. :D

[lovelikeadrug.livejournal.com]

it's so beautiful! i'm bummed because i have to drive in it, though. i wish i were still a kid, and snow meant "yay!" rather than "grumble, grumble."

[fenderlove.livejournal.com]

LOL, grumble grumble snow indeed! XD