Sometimes It Doesn't Pay to Get Up Out of Bed.

[fenderlove]

I swear, I wish I never had to step into another Wal-Mart as long as I live. Something depressing always happens there to me. The following situation transpired today while I was waiting in line to pay for my groceries. It was raining outside, and the weather forecast was calling for severe thunder storms, so of course the entire town had to go to Wal-Mart for bread and milk. I hadn't had too much trouble in the store, but I was definitely ready to get out of there. So, anyway, I was putting my groceries on the belt, and a family gets in line behind me. Their little girl, who looked about four years old, started walking around me, looking into my cart and stuff.

Little Girl: *points up at me and then looks at her mother* Mommy, she's Reese Witherspoon!
Me: *trying to be polite while wondering how the hell she came up with that* Aww, that's cute, but I'm not-
Little Girl's Mother: *interrupts me and looks rather disgusted* Don't be stupid. Reese Witherspoon's not fat.
Me: *glares*
Little Girl's Mother: *looks at me and suddenly appears very embarrassed* I mean... um.. I... meant to say Reese Witherspoon's not brunette.
Me: Nice save. *eyeroll*

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