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How come when Zac Efron, the elfen most-likely-still-in-the-closet beloved object of adoration by teen girls the world over and star of High School Musical, poses with a completely nude mud-covered woman in a photoshoot there's not a peep of outrage, but the minute Miley Cyrus shows her bare back for Vanity Fair the world explodes? >__< I have got to stop reading TheSuperficial.com.
Also, to the moms besieging Nickelodeon and Mattel for having both a five year old version and new eleven year old version of Dora the Explorer? Stop it. Just stop. Your kids can't stay kids forever no matter how much you may want them to, and no matter how long Dora looks like a wobbly troll isn't going to stop your daughters from discovering lip gloss and boys and it sure as hell isn't going to stop her breasts from developing nor eggs from gestating. And you know what else? It's not like they tramped Dora up; she looks like a normal little girl only taller with a head more in proportion with her body. Just because they made her lips pink and gave her pearl earrings suddenly she's a whore? What the hell is wrong with you people?! She's still cute, and she's still going to go on adventures, and you know what? None of that is going to make a damn bit of difference because your kids will stop watching this show eventually! Did you really think that they would watch the Barney and Teletubbies their whole lives? I actually know some guys who still watch those shows... and they're stoners. Is that what you want, America?
Although I'm hoping that turn that ugly ass monkey Dora's got into an emo cutter that is now voiced by Gerard Way. Now that's a show I might watch! :D *is done ranting*
Also, to the moms besieging Nickelodeon and Mattel for having both a five year old version and new eleven year old version of Dora the Explorer? Stop it. Just stop. Your kids can't stay kids forever no matter how much you may want them to, and no matter how long Dora looks like a wobbly troll isn't going to stop your daughters from discovering lip gloss and boys and it sure as hell isn't going to stop her breasts from developing nor eggs from gestating. And you know what else? It's not like they tramped Dora up; she looks like a normal little girl only taller with a head more in proportion with her body. Just because they made her lips pink and gave her pearl earrings suddenly she's a whore? What the hell is wrong with you people?! She's still cute, and she's still going to go on adventures, and you know what? None of that is going to make a damn bit of difference because your kids will stop watching this show eventually! Did you really think that they would watch the Barney and Teletubbies their whole lives? I actually know some guys who still watch those shows... and they're stoners. Is that what you want, America?
Although I'm hoping that turn that ugly ass monkey Dora's got into an emo cutter that is now voiced by Gerard Way. Now that's a show I might watch! :D *is done ranting*
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