You know that Darla quote from Season 1? "Do you know what the saddest thing in the world is? To love someone who used to love you." That's pretty much how I feel about the IDW comics. What the hell happened, comics?! You used to be at least decent reads even if not exactly adhering to canon! Sweet merciful Christ, the Spike comics are starting to make "Spike vs. Dracula" look like fucking Shakespeare. Kelley Armstrong's arc ruined everything after ATF. From the get-go Aftermath was just awful. Angel, the ultimate lapsed-lapsed-relapsed-lapsed Catholic vampire, moves into a fucking church?! Not just any church, but a cathedral with stained glass and everything that even a boatload of guilt and a century with a soul hasn't stopped Angel from hating. Even souled, Angel is kinda remorseless for attacking the Church (not to mention not having a hell of a lot of remorse for killing his own family), so him moving into one just does not jibe. Of course, him having sex in a three-way with Kate and that wretched Panther Girl while under the influence of Illyria's suddenly completely and totally female sex hormones didn't jibe either. (Now, a three-way with Spike and the zombified corpse of Lindsey? Yes, that would make perfect sense.) After that, Willingham and Williams, despite their claims of being fans of the show, wrote their stories like they'd never seen an episode, and then S8 effed up IDW's storylines, cue mad scrambling and flouncing, and the whole momentum of everything slowed to a soul-crushing crawl. Now, we've got Spike the series, a multi-year-series long plot that was in the making for two years that had to squeezed into 8 issues like I have to squeeze myself into skinny jeans... and the results of both are equally disappointing. What's sad is that, with Lynch, Spike's characterization is slowly recovering after being assassinated by Willingham and Williams, but it's just not enough to fix everything that was broken. I want to read the story that Lynch originally wrote, without the S8 references, without references to the other IDW comics post-ATF, without boundaries. I just want the story I've been waiting years for, the one that he used to get so excited talking about, the one where Spike and Dru meet again and you didn't know what the tone was going to be. I wanted something that isn't what I'm getting.

IDW had the chance to really show DH and Whedon up by writing good, solid stories that made an impact. Instead, they worried too much about profits and went with gimmicky writers (that sucked and sales declined sharply) instead of doing what they should of fucking done in the first place- either taken a break and let Lynch vacation and then come back with a story, or just get Tipton or Byrne to write the next arc. Instead of replacing Urru with the horrible artist they have now, why not just tap Dave Messina to do it? Why not go get anyone else!? How is it that a company that prides itself on winning accolades and awards for innovative art and storytelling cannot hold the same standards to its franchise comics that it does to its originals?! This is what's wrong with franchise comics!!1! ARGH!!!!!!!

Do you know what's saddest of all? There are old Dark Horse comics (like the old, old stuff that was coming out when the show was still on the air... you know the ones. The ones where they didn't give a single fuck the day they wrote them and were just using them to pad coffers) that are better than what Dark Horse and IDW are doing now. Hell, there are BtVS novelizations that are better than what either company is doing. What comes to mind are the one where the crossdressing Slayer's face was based on a feminized version of James Marsters and even the horrible Spike & Dru: Queen of Hearts comic. Oh, my heart... she aches.

One thing is for certain I am not touching S9. Not even gonna download it. I'm not going to look at it at all. If I do, I want someone to stop me and remind me of the pure hell that was Dark Horse's S8 and the nightmare of what IDW is currently doing to me.



In other news, reviews for Spike #3, #4, and #5 will be coming shortly as one long post. I'm currently doing revising because the first go around was nothing but a long stream of curse words followed by the sounds of me throwing my keyboard across the room.

From: [identity profile] fenderlove.livejournal.com


I wish I had just stopped reading after ATF. Actually, I wish that I had never read Spike: ATF, personally but that's because Spike and the whole Spider dubious-consent-apalooza becoming a "canon" plot point makes my skin crawl. Actually, now that I think about it, IDW and Darkhorse both have a large amount of dubious consent sex in their comics. Spider and Spike; Angel, Dez, and Kate; Spike and Miss Valentine; Angel and Buffy. Not to mention that Illyria tried to have its way with Connor and Spike and Miss Watcher-Lady almost got struck down by the same hormone sex-inducing stuff that got everyone else in that issue. What the hell is with that?! I'm now more grossed out than ever. *head-desk*

From: [identity profile] sockmonkeyhere.livejournal.com


I wish I had just stopped reading after ATF.

I feel your pain. I wish I had just stopped reading after Jeremy told Spike that he thought Spike might be in love with Fred (and before the plot dropped its ugly bombshell about Fred not being back after all.) Even the decent bits of ATF are ruined for me now.

From: [identity profile] fenderlove.livejournal.com


Quick, Socky! Give me a Spred plotbunny! Something that I can turn into a short ficlet! XD

From: [identity profile] sockmonkeyhere.livejournal.com


Uh, uh, uh...Fred and Spike and the bugs on his spaceship in BtVS Season 9! That's what I was gonna write about for Valentine's Day until bastard real life prevented me. I'm still going to try to write it, gawddammit. We'll compare our versions and then send them both to Allie to show him how much better Season 9 would be with Fred in it. (And then duck as he crumples them up and throws them back in our faces.)

From: [identity profile] fenderlove.livejournal.com


I will try. Actually, there were two plotbunnies I wanted to do that could fill this. We'll see what becomes of them. XD
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