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That's what I need! Relief from comics! I'm damned tired of the mediocre comics that have come out post-After the Fall ("Last Angel in Hell" and "Boys and Their Toys" aside). Spike doesn't act like some James Bond love-'em-and-leave-'em Lothario, and he sure as hell doesn't wear little white man-panties with hearts on them! What the fuck, IDW?! Winning an Eisner apparently means that you forgo any notes from the editor; I'm looking at you, Willingham. Is it sad that the only glimmer of faint hope that I have is that this isn't S8? What's happened to my sheeple-headed peroxided woobie manpire? *head-desk*
Dear Brian Lynch,
Hurry up and come back. I'll forgive you for the whole Spider thing, and I'll never call you a fanboy-pandering-self-pleasure'er again! I promise! Just get back here and fix Spike or at least put him into therapy for his increasingly OOC behavior! Mosaic is the perfect place for that. I'm sure Dr. Thibault could recommend someone great for Spike... like a middle-aged maternal figure for a psychiatrist? Sure, there'll be some transference for his mommy issues, but he won't be tempted to sleep with her lest he aggravate said issues... unless you want him to have a total psychotic break... which would not be good.
Love,
Fender
P.S. Tell Franco to keep drawing Spike in leather pants. Spike's trousersnake thanks you.
Anyways, I ordered the Marvel Masterworks Collection of the Fantastic Four (Issues #1-20) and Ultimate Fantastic Four Volume 2, so I've decided that I'm going to be reading those, catching up my blog, writing fanfiction, and thoroughly ignoring any comic discussion unless Spike: Unlimited news comes out.
Dear Brian Lynch,
Hurry up and come back. I'll forgive you for the whole Spider thing, and I'll never call you a fanboy-pandering-self-pleasure'er again! I promise! Just get back here and fix Spike or at least put him into therapy for his increasingly OOC behavior! Mosaic is the perfect place for that. I'm sure Dr. Thibault could recommend someone great for Spike... like a middle-aged maternal figure for a psychiatrist? Sure, there'll be some transference for his mommy issues, but he won't be tempted to sleep with her lest he aggravate said issues... unless you want him to have a total psychotic break... which would not be good.
Love,
Fender
P.S. Tell Franco to keep drawing Spike in leather pants. Spike's trousersnake thanks you.
Anyways, I ordered the Marvel Masterworks Collection of the Fantastic Four (Issues #1-20) and Ultimate Fantastic Four Volume 2, so I've decided that I'm going to be reading those, catching up my blog, writing fanfiction, and thoroughly ignoring any comic discussion unless Spike: Unlimited news comes out.
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