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fenderlove Jan. 14th, 2009 11:34 pm)
fenderlove Jan. 14th, 2009 11:34 pm)By claiming that your old ex-girlfriend, who you left your most recent ex-girlfriend for, is suddenly and unexplainably dead in an attempt to get said recent ex-girlfriend back. XD
... This very recently happened to a friend of mine, and we are still laughing about it. For a little background, my friend's boyfriend went home for Christmas and after a few days called her to say that his ex-girlfriend had called him and that he was and always had been in love with this girl, even though he told my friend that this ex-girlfriend had cheated on him repeatedly and flirted openly with other guys. He had painted her as the Whore of Babylon, but suddenly this cheating hussy turned into the paragon of feminine virtue in his eyes after a single phone call. Needless-to-say, my friend ended their relationship and basically told him that if he wanted to be with someone who he originally claimed cheated on him, then whatever. He wouldn't stop calling my friend, telling her that he loved her, but that he "just didn't know what [he] wanted." And after a few weeks of my friend NOT begging him back and making it clear that their relationship was completely over, he says that he's been fighting with the ex, who is now apparently as much a bitch as he ever described her to be, etc. etc. And now that he's back in the same town as my friend, suddenly this girl is dead. No cause of death, no explanation, she's just dead. It's the most well-timed death ever. I'm beginning to wonder if this original ex-girlfriend ever existed at all. XD LOL!
... This very recently happened to a friend of mine, and we are still laughing about it. For a little background, my friend's boyfriend went home for Christmas and after a few days called her to say that his ex-girlfriend had called him and that he was and always had been in love with this girl, even though he told my friend that this ex-girlfriend had cheated on him repeatedly and flirted openly with other guys. He had painted her as the Whore of Babylon, but suddenly this cheating hussy turned into the paragon of feminine virtue in his eyes after a single phone call. Needless-to-say, my friend ended their relationship and basically told him that if he wanted to be with someone who he originally claimed cheated on him, then whatever. He wouldn't stop calling my friend, telling her that he loved her, but that he "just didn't know what [he] wanted." And after a few weeks of my friend NOT begging him back and making it clear that their relationship was completely over, he says that he's been fighting with the ex, who is now apparently as much a bitch as he ever described her to be, etc. etc. And now that he's back in the same town as my friend, suddenly this girl is dead. No cause of death, no explanation, she's just dead. It's the most well-timed death ever. I'm beginning to wonder if this original ex-girlfriend ever existed at all. XD LOL!
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