Man, I wish I were on "The 70s House" on MTV. I would totally win that show. I can't believe how stupid some of the contestants are; they were picked because they obviously have no knowledge of pop culture... at all. Hell, some of them are just plain stupid. I mean, how hard is it not to mention "botox" or to say the word "bawlers"? Lord, I mean, I would have a hard time not mentioning James Marsters and Buffy every two seconds, but I would just talk about David Bowie, Scooby Doo, and the Pistols instead. I could wax philosophic about the Biblical references in Gilligan's Island and The Muppet Show. I would rule that show 'cause I'm totally groovy.
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