I need a Hugh Hefner-Sim!

[fenderlove]

I spent five hours playing the Sims today. Okay, for those of you who aren't savvy with the Sims 2, there's a video capture function, which can be awesome 'cause you can edit videos and whatnot (you could make a feature length movie with Sims charas!). Today, I realized I made Sim-porn... *shakes head* Let me explain, I just got the most awesome custom skin tone (it's realistic and makes your Sim look anatomically correct) and a mesh for invisible underwear *is embarassed*. So I made myself a new neighborhood with a new Spike-Sim (I must have at least ten in game total among the different neighborhoods) along with a Fender-Mary-Sue-Sim to keep him company on those lonely nights. Never fails: I make a Spike-Sim and he will not keep his clothes on. Hell, one of his daily goals is to change into his underwear (which, thanks to the invisible underwear mesh, means he's nekkid) and walk around in front of the maid. Anyway, this new Spike-Sim is particularly insatiable. He's constantly inviting Fender-Mary-Sue-Sim to bed, and she happily accepts every single invite. Well, I decided it would be fun to record one of their interludes... Unfortunately, they were both in their underwear (NAKED!) and started to "Woohoo" (the cute Simmy term for doing the nasty). I realized too late that I had just made Sim-porn... and I need to be shot. I should make a new channel for the Sim-TV and put up the videos and call it "The PlaySim Channel". Haha. *crawls under a rock to die*

Some pics from my game:

Aww, aren't they cute. Spike-Sim is wearing the outfit that JM wore in that interview for Amazon that he did with DB. It's that tacky velvet, open to the navel shirt that Steve Tartalia got him in Italy. Note that Spike-Sim has that little patch of chest hair just like JM. Oh yeah, and the lucky Sim on his arm is Fender-Mary-Sue-Sim.


Here, Fender-Mary-Sue-Sim is painting and preggers! It's no surprise seeing how much they do it. She got really, really big too. I thought she was going to have twins. She's lucky to have Spike-Sim. He doesn't care how fat she gets, and he's always willing to give a good back rub. Not all men will do that.


Ahh, Spike-Sim... in all his majesty. He's ripped! Note also the "treasure trail" leading to paradise. *le sigh* All objects pictured are custom and do not come with the game.


Fender-Mary-Sue-Sim finally gave birth to only one child, a girl! Hurray! Again, all objects, hair, and fashions are custom and do not come with the game.

I have no life...