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A lot of people have written these "My Spike" deals, and since I spent most of today trying to explain my opinions about Buffy, I thought I'd do something more pleasant by writing about Spike... in a slightly less serious fashion.
I hate the fact that I have to preface this by saying that this is my Spike- my silly!Spike, my serious!Spike, my all-around!Spike. If you read something here you don't like, well, then that's okay because my Spike doesn't have to be your Spike. Again, I really wish I didn't even have to write that last bit. I shouldn't have to, but apparently I do just to let people know that I'm not attacking their opinions or trying to tell them that they're wrong. Onward to happier times that include Spike!
My Spike...
- has excellent planning skills, but sub-par follow-through.
- listens to ABBA when no one is around, like a good punk.
- needs lower lumbar support.
- still thinks about his mother from time to time.
- on a bad day, would probably fall in love with his clipboard if it could return affection.
- knows that it was more than "that one time."
- has been caught sucking on his thumb or on his knuckles in his sleep. Damn vampire oral fixation.
- really is a people person... even if those people aren't human peoples.
- is fairly monogamous and a romantic as James Marsters says.
- has written more snippets of poetry in his head than we'll ever know.
- can rhyme "orange" with "door hinge" and make it work... just not very well.
- gets very excited about new technology even if he doesn't understand as much as he wants Angel to think that he does.
- fantasizes about smoking candy-tipped cigarillos, drinking cherry liquor, while reading Harlot and relaxing in fishnet stockings, but will never, ever actually do it.
- misses his DeSoto.
- sometimes wishes he could retire.
- has stopped eating any seafood because it makes Betta George sad. ETA: "Fish are friends! Not food!"
- knows far too much about dolls and doll-collecting.
- sneaks Jack Daniels in his tea.
- is a cat person rather than a dog person.
- french-kissed David Bowie.
- prefers to be a "cool uncle" rather than a father.
- cries every time he watches Moulin Rouge, but then starts laughing his ass off at Ewan McGregor's crazy sobbing.
- may or may not be plotting the demise the Jonas Brothers and Stephanie Meyers.
- believes Anne Rice has co-opted his life for publication.
- wonders what it would be like to be Illyria's pet.
- can walk in high heels, like all good British men should.
- has never used ice cream while performing a sex act.
- has used ice cream while performing a vampiric act.
- might have once literally bathed in a kiddie pool filled with blood and Fruit Loops. Meth is a hard drug.
- has a celebrity crush on Elizabeth Montgomery... especially when she wriggles her nose.
- wanted to be a university professor when he was a kid so he could be like his dad.
- sings "Hedgecore" when everyone is listening.
- sometimes needs a hug.
I hate the fact that I have to preface this by saying that this is my Spike- my silly!Spike, my serious!Spike, my all-around!Spike. If you read something here you don't like, well, then that's okay because my Spike doesn't have to be your Spike. Again, I really wish I didn't even have to write that last bit. I shouldn't have to, but apparently I do just to let people know that I'm not attacking their opinions or trying to tell them that they're wrong. Onward to happier times that include Spike!
My Spike...
- has excellent planning skills, but sub-par follow-through.
- listens to ABBA when no one is around, like a good punk.
- needs lower lumbar support.
- still thinks about his mother from time to time.
- on a bad day, would probably fall in love with his clipboard if it could return affection.
- knows that it was more than "that one time."
- has been caught sucking on his thumb or on his knuckles in his sleep. Damn vampire oral fixation.
- really is a people person... even if those people aren't human peoples.
- is fairly monogamous and a romantic as James Marsters says.
- has written more snippets of poetry in his head than we'll ever know.
- can rhyme "orange" with "door hinge" and make it work... just not very well.
- gets very excited about new technology even if he doesn't understand as much as he wants Angel to think that he does.
- fantasizes about smoking candy-tipped cigarillos, drinking cherry liquor, while reading Harlot and relaxing in fishnet stockings, but will never, ever actually do it.
- misses his DeSoto.
- sometimes wishes he could retire.
- has stopped eating any seafood because it makes Betta George sad. ETA: "Fish are friends! Not food!"
- knows far too much about dolls and doll-collecting.
- sneaks Jack Daniels in his tea.
- is a cat person rather than a dog person.
- french-kissed David Bowie.
- prefers to be a "cool uncle" rather than a father.
- cries every time he watches Moulin Rouge, but then starts laughing his ass off at Ewan McGregor's crazy sobbing.
- may or may not be plotting the demise the Jonas Brothers and Stephanie Meyers.
- believes Anne Rice has co-opted his life for publication.
- wonders what it would be like to be Illyria's pet.
- can walk in high heels, like all good British men should.
- has never used ice cream while performing a sex act.
- has used ice cream while performing a vampiric act.
- might have once literally bathed in a kiddie pool filled with blood and Fruit Loops. Meth is a hard drug.
- has a celebrity crush on Elizabeth Montgomery... especially when she wriggles her nose.
- wanted to be a university professor when he was a kid so he could be like his dad.
- sings "Hedgecore" when everyone is listening.
- sometimes needs a hug.
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I want to see that kiss with Bowie drawn at some point by the way ;)
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I'm glad my Spike has other Spikes he could play with. :D
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My Spike always likes to meet other Spikes he can get on with, there's a few out there he's not so fussed on.
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I can imagine a giant collaborative meeting of the Spikes! :D
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My Spike is a poet too. :)
sometimes needs a hug. Awww , and more often than he believes he needs. He hasn't got the slightest idea that there are numerous women all over the world that just want to provide them . :-)
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He was very attached to the clipboard anyway, but his love for the X-box was greater.
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has been caught sucking on his thumb or on his knuckles in his sleep. Damn vampire oral fixation.
hehe! totally!
That was great!
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I'm glad that My Spike has lots of other Spikes to be friends with. It makes me happy that my thoughts on him aren't so out there. LOL.
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- knows that it was more than "that one time."
- really is a people person... even if those people aren't human peoples.
- is fairly monogamous and a romantic as James Marsters says.
- sometimes needs a hug.
Very true ;)
Again, I really wish I didn't even have to write that last bit. I shouldn't have to, but apparently I do just to let people know that I'm not attacking their opinions or trying to tell them that they're wrong.
Yeah...when and how did all that start? It's starting to get silly now.
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"Talk about a bloody dancing queen."
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