This has been one shitty day. I didn't make the grades I'd hoped I would on my Victorian and Japanese midterms. Public bathrooms are disgusting. And to top it off, my uterus is trying to claw its way out of my body ala 'Alien'. Not cool.
Oh, and some dickhead just called my phone and was like, "Let me in. I'm downstairs." That's some creepy shit!
Me: I don't know who this is. Who are you?
Creepy guy: It doesn't matter. We'll talk outside. Let me in.
Me: Hell no. Who the fuck is this?!
Creepy guy: *hangs up*

... Now I'm afraid to leave my apartment for fear of being raped and murdered and dumped in the Hudson. *cries*
I'm not going to classes tomorrow. I'm in too much pain.

From: [identity profile] fenderlove.livejournal.com


Oh, Lauren, remember those bad cramps from last month that I said were the second worst cramps I've ever had? Well, the cramps I'm having now have replaced those last ones in second place. I'm not quite screaming on the floor but I'm getting really close. I'm down to my last two Midol. Oh God, this is all too much.
Do you think you could bring me some lunch tomorrow? Like a slice of pizza and something to drink? I'm sure when or if I'll be able to get up. Not even Gary Oldman as Sid Vicious is making this better. Itai no da.

From: [identity profile] commievampire.livejournal.com


I'll give you a call when I'm eating lunch tomorrow and make sure you still want me to bring it. *hugs*

From: [identity profile] commievampire.livejournal.com


PS-when I come by with you lunch, I must tell you the happiest thing in the world. But I bet you can already guess.

From: [identity profile] alwzcokeacola.livejournal.com


You're more than welcome to call me for ventage!

and when all elese fails, talk to security by your building, just in case.
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