Writer's Block: B.Y.O.B. Holidays

[Error: unknown template qotd]

- A signed copy of Eleanor Herman's Sex with the Queen.
- Ghost of the Robot's new album Murphy's Law (even if part of the proceeds will be used to get Charlie de Mars some cigarettes while he's in a California jail, but what else is new?).
- Pizza rolls from Mr. Plinkett. "Who's been ****in' with my medicine?!"
- For my book to be published.
- All of my student loans magically disappear.
- And for all the little children in the world to hold hands and sing.