POTC 3

[fenderlove]

Saw it tonight. Liked it. Not as good as the first, but far superior to the second. And also,
Oh, and I'm apparently related to Cap'n Jack! Follow the spoilers to find out how!



Keith Richards wasn't nearly as drunk as I had hoped he would be... But you know what's creepy? Jack's dad is Captain Teague! That's my surname! Captain Jack and his father must be my relatives! It also means that Jack and his dad are Irish. XD Whoot! That makes my day! The last time I heard my surname in a movie was in Oh, Brother, Where Art Thou? with John Goodman's Big Dan Teague. XD So how are Teagues portrayed in movies? Let's see: a pirate and a crooked Bible salesman *looks at the movies and then looks at my family* ... Yep, that seems apropos! XD

Pintel + Ragetti = My POTC OTP. 4EVAH.

I had no idea what was going on throughout half the movie. Who was in on who's plan? Is everyone just as confused as me, hoping it all work out? Plot? What plot? We've got four dozen half-dressed Jack Sparrows doing physical labour... *drools and forgets about the non-existant plot*

Jack the Monkey and Mr. Cotton's Parrot rule... hard-core.

Ahhhhh! Tentacle PRON!!! Get those tentacles out of that dude's mouth, Davy Jones! That's creepy!

How come after Will Turner dies and becomes the new captain of the Flying Dutchman he gets a better wardrobe and a new facial expression? He looked all hot and sexy... not as sexy as Jack though.

What was with Will and Elizabeth's boy/girl child? Was it a boy? Was it a girl? Does it matter? It was beautiful whatever it was. That's what would really happen if Keira Knightley and Orlando Bloom had a child! It would be the most beautiful creature on the planet! Much cuter than Shiloh.

Are they setting up Jack for his own personal sequel in which he searches for the Fountain of Youth? God, I hope so. Make Keira and Orlando stay away, please!

Comments

[grubby-tap.livejournal.com]

You were NOT the only one confused. I felt like someone had taken a movie and put it through the blender...

[fenderlove.livejournal.com]

Indeed, but it was still much better than the second film.

[evenstar-estel.livejournal.com]

Wasn't Teague Blackbeard's real name?

[fenderlove.livejournal.com]

I believe it was Teach or Titche... Something like that. Still, I would like to think that a real pirate was my relative! XD

[beastwith5hands.livejournal.com]

i was dissapointed by the keith richards cameo! i think he is more piratey i nreal life than he was in the movie.

i have never heard my surname in a movie. or anywhere except for one of my relatives. weird.

i was confused too. travis somehow understood a lot more than i did. but it was still confusing. but who cares!! it was frothy lovely fun! omg the multiple jack scenes were my favorite.

i loved all the monkey reaction shots. it always KILLS me when animals are acting in movies. like when hedwig has the reaction shot to the train in harry potter cos.

will/elizabeth child? did i miss something? was there a secret scene? was i talking to much to pay attention?

i like johnny depp has said this will be his last pirates movie. omg i love his flag so much. and keira knightly is SO BAD!!!!!! i love that when she is serious, she basically just talks through her clenched teeth. wtf.

[fenderlove.livejournal.com]

Will and Elizabeth's child was in a scene after the twenty hours of end credits. XD
Oh, the tickets to that convention are $70.