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Dear Miss Homecoming Chair,
Just got your email, and you know what? Fuck you and the BMW you drove in on. Yes, it is mandatory that we have 30 hours, but for you to ask us to have 100? That's fucking ridiculous. I have about 10 homecoming hours so far. I'm taking 21 hours of class, plus holding down a job, while still managing to do as much as I can for the sorority. Oh, and how many hours do you have? As of yesterday, NONE! And why is that? Because you buggered off to Europe the week before Homecoming! I don't want to hear any self-righteous bullshit from you. I don't have a car, you sod. I don't have time to hunt down a ride to a house out in the middle of nowhere to work on the ugly ass float. And how dare you ask me to go into a frat house that is notorious for its heavy drinking and groping, late at night, by myself! You can go fuck a stump for all I care.
-Savvy
Just got your email, and you know what? Fuck you and the BMW you drove in on. Yes, it is mandatory that we have 30 hours, but for you to ask us to have 100? That's fucking ridiculous. I have about 10 homecoming hours so far. I'm taking 21 hours of class, plus holding down a job, while still managing to do as much as I can for the sorority. Oh, and how many hours do you have? As of yesterday, NONE! And why is that? Because you buggered off to Europe the week before Homecoming! I don't want to hear any self-righteous bullshit from you. I don't have a car, you sod. I don't have time to hunt down a ride to a house out in the middle of nowhere to work on the ugly ass float. And how dare you ask me to go into a frat house that is notorious for its heavy drinking and groping, late at night, by myself! You can go fuck a stump for all I care.
-Savvy
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