Dear God...

[fenderlove]

My cousin Candi, who is a model, has been chosen to go with Kid Rock on the Tennessee leg of his U.S. tour as a dancer. Apparently, Kid Rock's management got tired of paying outrageous fines because of the strippers, that had previously been Kid's dancers, and their lewd behavior; so, the management decided it was a good idea to hire models instead of strippers to dance onstage with Kid. *shakes head* If she winds up on The Sizzler on Best Week Ever I may have to move to Devonshire.

Comments

kid rock is really a monkey

[lostbean.livejournal.com]

will she be away from her daughter for a while? well, i don't want to pass to much judgement but it doesn't seem to responsible for a mother. besides kid rock, yuck. i wouldn't want that sleazey guy near me. everyday i hope he gets eaten by a shark and everyday i am disappointed.

forgot something

[lostbean.livejournal.com]

oh, i totally forgot to ask for your new address when i called today. that was the whole reason why i did. anyway, i wrote you a letter.

[evenstar-estel.livejournal.com]

Kid Rock and Scott Stapp and four groupies have been caught together on a sex tape just this week.

Delightful, huh?

But other than that, congrats to your cousin. Tell her to alway be sober.

[commievampire.livejournal.com]

This just made me happy in that horribly hilarious way...