Humph...

[fenderlove]

Man, I wish I were on "The 70s House" on MTV. I would totally win that show. I can't believe how stupid some of the contestants are; they were picked because they obviously have no knowledge of pop culture... at all. Hell, some of them are just plain stupid. I mean, how hard is it not to mention "botox" or to say the word "bawlers"? Lord, I mean, I would have a hard time not mentioning James Marsters and Buffy every two seconds, but I would just talk about David Bowie, Scooby Doo, and the Pistols instead. I could wax philosophic about the Biblical references in Gilligan's Island and The Muppet Show. I would rule that show 'cause I'm totally groovy.

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[commievampire.livejournal.com]

i haven't watched much TV, so I have no clue what that show is, but if it's on MTV, they must be stupid ^_^

[fenderlove.livejournal.com]

It's a reality show like The Real World only the contestants can't leave the house except on missions, and the house they live in is completely 70s, no modern products allowed. The people have to wear the most hideous 70s clothes. And they talk to a guy named Oliver through a boxy little phone like how the Angels talk to Charlie. And everyone once and a while, a buzzer goes off and everyone in the house has to do The Hustle. They picked contestants who obviously can't survive outside of 2005 'cause everyone is whining and complaining about how hard it is and how fondu tastes nasty. I could win that show.

[lostbean.livejournal.com]

they hate fondu. i shall smite them!

also stop rubbing your grooviness in my face. hurts my feelings.

[fenderlove.livejournal.com]

Awww, I'm sorry. And you should smite them for 'eww'ing at the blessed fondu! They had a real fondu pot, not the crappy ones that never work that they make now! How dare they!

[commievampire.livejournal.com]

OMG!!! I WANT TO BE ON THAT SHOW >_<

[fenderlove.livejournal.com]

I KNOW! Wouldn't it be awesome?

[commievampire.livejournal.com]

That icon still scares me >_>

[fenderlove.livejournal.com]

It is a direct quote from the movie... It's not a kinky thing... Just don't show it to Jayce... ^_^;;;