Comics, You Deal Me One Blow After Another.

[fenderlove]

I'm so angry at Bill Willingham right now I could spit nails, built a frigate, sail to his home on clouds of fire and brimstone, and kick him in the shins. So, to calm down, I am drinking gallons of soda, eating pecan pie (yes, the fury is so great that I had to go get PIE), and I'm calmly drawing some fanart for Brian Lynch so that he will know that my cracked and battered fangirl heart rests in his hands.

I'm going to start my own Buffyverse comic called "Shark-Jumping for Fun and Profit" and dedicate it to Joss Whedon, Scott Allie, and Bills Williams and Willingham for nearly destroying my want to even step in a comic book shop. I think the phrase "but horse urine has been around forever" kinda describes the whole situation right now.

Comments

[fenchurche.livejournal.com]

Hee! Well, if it's any consolation, the mental image you've just given has cheered me up considerably.

[fenderlove.livejournal.com]

The me spitting construction supplies part or the horse urine part? LOL. XD

[mulder200.livejournal.com]

Mmm pie!

[fenderlove.livejournal.com]

The pecans help drown out the bile! XD

[shipperx.livejournal.com]

"Shark-Jumping for Fun and Profit"

Heh! There's a fanfic storyline somewhere in that title.

[shipperx.livejournal.com]

Carbs! Carbs are always great for stress... if not for the rest of our body. :)

[sockmonkeyhere.livejournal.com]

To paraphrase my own comment back when the Sparmony desk hump spoilers for "Destiny" came out:

"Crawl up my ass and die, Willingham, and take a spoon with you so that you can eat my shit while you're up there."

[fenderlove.livejournal.com]

I might just write it. XD

[fenderlove.livejournal.com]

My body loves pecan pie and the Karo-syrup joys it brings... and then it rejects said love a while later and spend the rest of the night with heartburn and nausea much like the after-effects of reading a Bill Willingham comic.

[fenderlove.livejournal.com]

Take comfort in the fact that Spike's pants were up and zipped the entire time so no sex at least! XD

Man, I am just tired of this stuff after three years.

[sockmonkeyhere.livejournal.com]

*shudder* The zipped pants made no difference. His portrayal was ghastly and douchey regardless of where his weiner ended up.

Man, I am just tired of this stuff after three years.

Oh god, me too. The entire franchise needs to be given to Jane Espenson. Then there'd be balance!

[shipperx.livejournal.com]

My lactose-intolerant, coconut pie-eating self empathizes.

[fenderlove.livejournal.com]

We should start a support group. XD

[fenderlove.livejournal.com]

It's very sad indeed. I just can't imagine he'd be that excited to be corporeal that he couldn't settle for hugs and such. XD

[eilowyn.livejournal.com]

So, where do I add all my angry .gifs?

[fenderlove.livejournal.com]

Add them anywhere you please if it makes you feel better. I'm venting my rage through writings and art. :D

[sockmonkeyhere.livejournal.com]

I remember when I rewrote that scene and he happily settled. XD

http://sockmonkeyhere.livejournal.com/39317.html

[kidcyclone.livejournal.com]

Why can't fans just rewrite all of 'season 8' and the more crap elements of the TV series? A collaborative fanon to eliminate the bad taste in everybody's collective mouths and combat the powers of stupidity.

Various segments could be manipulated by hand or digitally, or by manipulating action figures, etc.

Fight crap comics with re-imagined altered versions that don't suck, is my motto!