Marsters Macbeth vs. Tennant Hamlet: the Cage Match.

Who would win in a fight between David Tennant's Hamlet and James Marsters's Macbeth? Both are psycho-go-nuts, both would be portrayed by classically trained actors. Tennant has the Royal Shakespeare Company backing him, but Marsters has the Shakespeare fanboi fervor. One doesn't wear shoes, and the other only wears t-shirts and jeans. One never gets laid, and the other has a sexy, supportive domme of a wife. They both see ghosts, but Macbeth tries to punch his in the face while Hamlet cries to his mum. One of them is a Dane- ten points automatically deducted from Hufflepuff (no offense to any real Danes; I've just been watching too much Metalocalypse). Oh, it would be a match-up for the ages. XD

Go buy David Tennant's Hamlet on DVD at Target for $15. It is worth the sticker price just to see him duct-taped to a chair squeeing "Wheeeee!" as he's rolled about. XD

Marsters Macbeth vs. Tennant Hamlet: the Cage Match.

Who would win in a fight between David Tennant's Hamlet and James Marsters's Macbeth? Both are psycho-go-nuts, both would be portrayed by classically trained actors. Tennant has the Royal Shakespeare Company backing him, but Marsters has the Shakespeare fanboi fervor. One doesn't wear shoes, and the other only wears t-shirts and jeans. One never gets laid, and the other has a sexy, supportive domme of a wife. They both see ghosts, but Macbeth tries to punch his in the face while Hamlet cries to his mum. One of them is a Dane- ten points automatically deducted from Hufflepuff (no offense to any real Danes; I've just been watching too much Metalocalypse). Oh, it would be a match-up for the ages. XD

Go buy David Tennant's Hamlet on DVD at Target for $15. It is worth the sticker price just to see him duct-taped to a chair squeeing "Wheeeee!" as he's rolled about. XD

Oh, Dear Sweet Lord...

The fact that I could totally write this gives me the fear:

Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest and Step by Step. The story should use robbery as a plot device!

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And this one should exist anyway:

Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Batman and Pysch.
The story should use murder as a plot device!

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YAY!:

Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Shin Chan and Matlock.
The story should use winning the lottery as a plot device!

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NO!!!1! WTF?

Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Snoop Dogg and Seigfried & Roy.
The story should use incest as a plot device!

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Oh, Dear Sweet Lord...

The fact that I could totally write this gives me the fear:

Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest and Step by Step. The story should use robbery as a plot device!

Generated by the Terrible Crossover Fanfiction Idea Generator

And this one should exist anyway:

Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Batman and Pysch.
The story should use murder as a plot device!

Generated by the Terrible Crossover Fanfiction Idea Generator

YAY!:

Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Shin Chan and Matlock.
The story should use winning the lottery as a plot device!

Generated by the Terrible Crossover Fanfiction Idea Generator

NO!!!1! WTF?

Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Snoop Dogg and Seigfried & Roy.
The story should use incest as a plot device!

Generated by the Terrible Crossover Fanfiction Idea Generator