Well, that just completes the holiday season...

[fenderlove]

My mom just threatened to kick me out of the house on Christmas Eve. I've cooked and baked and decorated cookies and vacuumed at least four times a day to keep her happy and done everything she's asked, but I didn't dust the den "correctly" and there's a pile of towels in my bedroom that she wants me to magically disappear, so I'm just the worst person in the entire world who does nothing at all around the house and I don't deserve to live in her house anymore.

ETA: Now she's pretending that the whole incident never happened, so I guess everything's okay. Sigh.