Once upon a time...

I doubt they would have come to Bard; it was so filthy there for being an Ivy Leaguer. The police wouldn't even come, and the school had no security. The school departments were so lazy indeed, but I was scared to talk to the housing people. I called them once about booting Rachel out or having them come and see what she was doing to the room. They said they would come and look, but then they added, "And remember, we will search the room, and if we find illegal substances, you will BOTH be expelled." Their logic being that they couldn't prove whose drugs they were (nevermind that they could do a bloody blood test to tell which one of us was a druggie). I told them not to come 'cause I knew Rachel stashed pot everywhere. Bard had this weird rule about everyone could smoke pot on campus, just not inside the buildings. They had to instate this rule after the "red light district" dorm burned down for the third time. I had to get away from that place; it just messes with your mind.