Well, that's something to comfort me....

I saw this thing on bubonicplague 's livejournal about going to Fanfiction.net and looking for Harry Potter and Lord of the Rings fanfiction that uses your real name as a Mary Sue name... I apparently am one of the lucky ghouls whose name hasn't been used as one. I guess it's because my name isn't common or largely used or even widely known. Stupid geographical term name, but at least no crappy fanfiction with my name being used for some simpering girl-child who sleeps with every male student at Hogwarts along with the staff... except for Prof. Flitwick... 'cause he never gets any action. I may just have to go write some bad MS fanfic with my name in it... Like, she could be the first female beater EVAH on the Slytherin team (she has to be a Slytherin... even though Slytherin is my favorite house and I did actually take that HP quiz and get sorted into there), and both Draco and Harry must instantly fall in LURVE with her. Her circle extends beyond her own house and she has loads of friends in Gryffindor even though in canon that would probably cause her to be a social phariah in Slytherin; and, in the end, she winds up having a big orgy with Snape, Draco, and Blaise (who is a boy! it's canon)... and she becomes a prefect... and Head Girl... and the best frickin' witch EVAH... 'cause that's how MS fics always go... *SQUEE*