I need some fandom crack right about now. I am not a Spuffy and yet I somehow always manage to defend it, and then people point and mock me and call me a Spuffy, and I don't want to argue with them because nothing will be solved! And none of this probably makes any sense in the slightest because it's all out of context, but I'm having a terrible, horrible, no good, very bad day... and it's 3AM! *flops over in the floor* Why must everything I love be stomped upon! Spike's peen is not a carousel pony for everyone to just jump on!