Then why does she even bother with them? I get lonely sometimes too, but I'm not desperate. That's what the intarnets is for :D Books are good too! You can read them, prop your computer on them, and even use them as cup holders! Endless possibilities! You just have to believe!!

She needs some nomorecrazy pills. Even if you are nutty, you have to know that knocking on random ppl's doors and airing out your dirty laundry is not cool.